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"The SubGenius knows that a godlike alien space monster calling Himself Jehovah 1 is watching us and making us dance like cheap puppets for His own insidious purposes. He demands that we "whorship" Him, and so we surely must. And if you say that the SubGenius is decieved, that there is no alien God of Wrath named Jehovah, then the SubGenius will attack YOU! You are wrong; we are right; Jehovah 1 told us so and we believed it. Alright? Now roll over and go back to "sleep"...(By "God's Third Leg," you'd think these human beings didn't know what insane bogus religions are for!!)"

http://www.subgenius.com/pam1/pamphlet_p14.html