Brainless Barnyard Keyboards: The Short Saga of Royal Quiet Deluxe, Chicken Band

"The keyboard players in my band were spacier than Sun Ra, more abstract than John Coltrane and brought more sheer, squalid anarchy to the stage than GG Allin and the Sex Pistols combined. When they weren’t playing music they were either feeding, fighting, or shitting on the floor – and they managed to do a lot of that onstage, too. But they didn’t just act like barnyard animals, they were barnyard animals: the keyboard players in my band were two chickens named Kitty Wells and Patsy Cline."
-Jeff Simmermon

Royal Quiet Deluxe, April 1998


ripped from and im not lying